A Thousand...

Thomas, college student, and folder of one thousand paper cranes (hence the title). Occasionally I dress up as Waldo.
Sittin' in bed all day likin' shit
Some cool people

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

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Kingdom Hearts Series Menus

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another-pokemon-kid:

 Brock - Hey I know, I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan

another-pokemon-kid:

Brock - Hey I know, I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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quietmomentsincomics:

its got to be hard taking batman’s i am the night routine seriously when you’ve cleaned out his shitty diapers as a baby

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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vinebox:

i hate when someone spoils the movie for me

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thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky

kentucky fried chicken

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
WHOA TIME SURE FLIES SORRY FOR DROPPING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH TRULY I APOLOGIZE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN THOUGH?
onethousandrbirds onethousandrbirds Said:

Nah, it’s cool. I mean, you’ve been here the whole time in a certain way and doing your own thing.

And I’ve been pretty good considering how hot it is in this state. I mean, goodness I know that 85% of this country’s weird comes here, but that is no excuse.

I had this group of girls staring at me and at first I thought it was because they were actually looking at the menu behind me from a weird angle. But no, they were staring because I had the only open register and they were scared to approach me because I looked like Childish Gambino.

Hmm, I’ve reached the conclusion that it is my hair that made them make this connection since no one ever points this out when my hair is short. Or multi-colored.


I still have two questions, Spider-Man.

I still have two questions, Spider-Man.

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westcoastavengers:

Marvel 75th Anniversary Covers by Alex Ross

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