imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
Random thought before I clock in: I hate the the feeling when you can’t tell if your clothes have shrunk or if you’ve grown.
nascentcartographer replied to your post “There are two things that happen after people find out you’re bi”
that first one is screaming “oh, you’re bi? PROVE IT”
Yup, but it gets funny when in #1 the person doesn’t like the proof. “You don’t think Channing Tatum is hot?” “But Iggy Azalea is, like, the perfect human being!”
It’s almost as if people (read: straight teenagers) think they can bi better than me or something. Iono.