A Thousand...

Thomas, college student, and folder of one thousand paper cranes (hence the title). Occasionally I dress up as Waldo.
Sittin' in bed all day likin' shit
Some cool people

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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Random thought before I clock in: I hate the the feeling when you can’t tell if your clothes have shrunk or if you’ve grown.

h0ppip:

when you hatch a shiny pokemonimage

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bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

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hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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foreverpruned:

almondneuf:

fullten:

Drawn by TEN

this took my soul. 

This is me!

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angermonkey:

ilikeyourstuffs:

Good news, angermonkey!

I am from the land of Dinosaur Rodeos, but have moved to a place where people are killed by punctuation. Or menstrual periods? Possibly very tiny black holes??? Oh wait, NO deaths. Yes, we are all immortal here in the Hoosier state.

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ladyhistory:

I know because I practically did this.

ladyhistory:

I know because I practically did this.

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Six selfies of 2014 in order (and here I thought I hadn’t taken any this year). Context for each can be found in the captions.

nascentcartographer replied to your post “There are two things that happen after people find out you’re bi”

that first one is screaming “oh, you’re bi? PROVE IT”

Yup, but it gets funny when in #1 the person doesn’t like the proof. “You don’t think Channing Tatum is hot?” “But Iggy Azalea is, like, the perfect human being!”

It’s almost as if people (read: straight teenagers) think they can bi better than me or something. Iono.

atlasalpha:

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no flash

you don’t need my permission

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JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO

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