Nah, it’s cool. I mean, you’ve been here the whole time in a certain way and doing your own thing.
And I’ve been pretty good considering how hot it is in this state. I mean, goodness I know that 85% of this country’s weird comes here, but that is no excuse.
I had this group of girls staring at me and at first I thought it was because they were actually looking at the menu behind me from a weird angle. But no, they were staring because I had the only open register and they were scared to approach me because I looked like Childish Gambino.
Hmm, I’ve reached the conclusion that it is my hair that made them make this connection since no one ever points this out when my hair is short. Or multi-colored.